Who the hell is Santa Claus？

It’s time to put a little Christmas hat on your head again.

No matter what Christmas itself has to do with us, it is always good to have a good time.

Life is so tired and making friends is so embarrassing, there must always be an excuse to eat and get a room.

Everywhere is decorated with red, green and bling bling. What a relief.

Speaking of Christmas, we have to mention Santa Claus.

Every Christmas season, it is his hardest work.

You’re dating and opening presents, and he’s freezing under the tree.

You’re paying the bill, and he’s watching from the first floor of the mall.

No matter how many degrees below zero outside, he stood there with a smile.

I have always wondered, who is Santa Claus?

Who can be so kind, mysterious and ubiquitous?

Some people say that Santa Claus is actually from China.

Because Christmas presents all say Made in China…… …

In fact, it is not unreasonable. 60% of Christmas decorations on the earth were born in Yiwu, China.

We have every reason to believe that Santa Claus in China is the most authentic.

So who is Santa Claus?

What is he doing in the days outside Christmas?

Let’s analyze it together.

First of all, he is a little fat.

Full cheeks, towering belly.

The figure is a little fat, but it is very flexible. I must often go out to exercise.

Climbing up and down, and descending at high altitude are the basic skills of Santa Claus.

A pair of reading glasses in Phnom Penh makes Santa Claus look gentle and elegant.

Although the eyes are spent, the ears are not back.

Looking closely, it is not difficult to find that Santa Claus has a good musical literacy.

Those common musical instruments, Santa Claus will play a few.

It is not a problem for one person to form a band.

And to say that he is best at it, he has to be a western instrument saxophone.

No matter in the streets, shopping malls and restaurants, Santa Claus can be seen holding the saxophone.

Playing and swinging rhythmically.

This sense of music and rhythm is really rare among the elderly.

As long as the music plays, Santa Claus can twist like an electric motor.

Absolutely, body of work.

Although the age and beard are a lot, but the most popular jade solid gold, Santa Claus can twist a few paragraphs.

At first glance, it is not an ordinary old man.

Well, now our clues are quite clear.

Regular exercise at ordinary times has a good sense of rhythm. Although my eyes are a little presbyopia, when the music rings, it immediately becomes the focus of the audience …

Now you know where Santa Claus is at Christmas.

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