Who the hell is Santa Claus?

It’s time to put a little Christmas hat on your head again.
No matter what Christmas itself has to do with us, it is always good to have a good time.
Life is so tired and making friends is so embarrassing, there must always be an excuse to eat and get a room.
Everywhere is decorated with red, green and bling bling. What a relief.
Speaking of Christmas, we have to mention Santa Claus.
Every Christmas season, it is his hardest work.
You’re dating and opening presents, and he’s freezing under the tree.
You’re paying the bill, and he’s watching from the first floor of the mall.
No matter how many degrees below zero outside, he stood there with a smile.
I have always wondered, who is Santa Claus?
Who can be so kind, mysterious and ubiquitous?
Some people say that Santa Claus is actually from China.
Because Christmas presents all say Made in China…… …
In fact, it is not unreasonable. 60% of Christmas decorations on the earth were born in Yiwu, China.
We have every reason to believe that Santa Claus in China is the most authentic.
So who is Santa Claus?
What is he doing in the days outside Christmas?
Let’s analyze it together.
First of all, he is a little fat.
Full cheeks, towering belly.
The figure is a little fat, but it is very flexible. I must often go out to exercise.
Climbing up and down, and descending at high altitude are the basic skills of Santa Claus.
A pair of reading glasses in Phnom Penh makes Santa Claus look gentle and elegant.
Although the eyes are spent, the ears are not back.
Looking closely, it is not difficult to find that Santa Claus has a good musical literacy.
Those common musical instruments, Santa Claus will play a few.
It is not a problem for one person to form a band.
And to say that he is best at it, he has to be a western instrument saxophone.
No matter in the streets, shopping malls and restaurants, Santa Claus can be seen holding the saxophone.
Playing and swinging rhythmically.
This sense of music and rhythm is really rare among the elderly.
As long as the music plays, Santa Claus can twist like an electric motor.
Absolutely, body of work.
Although the age and beard are a lot, but the most popular jade solid gold, Santa Claus can twist a few paragraphs.
At first glance, it is not an ordinary old man.
Well, now our clues are quite clear.
Regular exercise at ordinary times has a good sense of rhythm. Although my eyes are a little presbyopia, when the music rings, it immediately becomes the focus of the audience …
Now you know where Santa Claus is at Christmas.
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According to the analysis and prediction of the top 16 Champions League, the big gift package will qualify ahead of schedule, and the group of death really deserves its reputation.

The Champions League has reached the fourth round of the group stage, and there are only two rounds left before the end of the group stage. In fact, the lineup of the knockout stage has been basically determined, but the final two rounds still need to be finalized. Some of each group have been eliminated in advance, and some can only enter the Europa League. Let’s specifically analyze the possible lineup of the Champions League Top 16.

Group A, Naples 12 points, Liverpool 9 points, Ajax 3 points and Rangers 0 points.

The qualifying situation of this group is already very clear. Two teams, Naples and Liverpool, have already qualified ahead of schedule, while Ajax and Flowers can only be eliminated. However, there is a theoretical possibility. In the second round of the contest with Liverpool, Ajax needs to beat the opponent by a big score and beat the Wanderers in the last round. Moreover, only when Liverpool didn’t score a point in the last two rounds, Ajax can push Liverpool to qualify. However, this is a very small probability.

In addition, I thought that in Group A, Liverpool and Ajax were the top 16 of the Champions League, but I didn’t expect Naples to be the first in the group. This is the Champions League. All uncertainties can happen.

Group B, Bruges 10, Porto 6, Atletico 4, Leverkusen 3.

Two teams from five major leagues, Leverkusen and Atletico Madrid, didn’t expect to be ranked third and fourth after four rounds, and the situation was extremely slim. Who would have thought that Bruges, the big gift package, would have become the first in the group if the spot was signed at the beginning of the group stage.

In the next match, Bruges will face Porto and Leverkusen. In fact, the advantage of 10 points has already ensured Bruges to qualify for the Champions League knockout, while the remaining qualification will come from between Porto and Atletico Madrid. Considering the state of Atletico Madrid in the match, it is still optimistic that Porto and Bruges will qualify together.

Group C, Bayern scored 12 points, Inter Milan scored 7 points, Barcelona scored 4 points and Bilsen Victory Team scored 0 points.

The absolute death group really deserves its reputation. In fact, from the current points situation, the fierce competition between this group and Group B can’t be compared, because in terms of fame, Bayern Inter and Barcelona are both champion teams. However, from the perspective of strength, if Barcelona and Inter enter Group B, I’m afraid they can’t escape the fate of being eliminated.

The promotion situation of this group has been released, with Bayern Group first and Inter Group second. In the next two games, Inter will be able to qualify as long as they beat Bilsen Victory Team at home, and Barcelona will play the Europa League.

Group D, Tottenham 7 points, Marseille 6 points, Portugal Sports 6 points, Frankfurt 4 points.

This group is still inextricably linked. It seems that this season’s Champions League has a feeling of a hundred schools of thought contending. There are no strong teams, but neither is weak, and the promotion is ambiguous. In Group D, Tottenham still has the initiative to advance. In the last two rounds, they will face Marseille and Portugal Sports, while Marseille and Portugal Sports both have a match against Frankfurt, which gives them a better chance of scoring points. So, in this group, Tottenham and Marseille will advance.

Group E, Chelsea 7 points, Red Bull 6 points, Milan 4 points and Dynamo Zagreb 4 points.

After four rounds of matches, only Chelsea, the Premier League giant, has a bigger advantage in points in this group. No wonder, the remaining three teams are really average in strength. However, Chelsea didn’t qualify in advance in the fourth round, and some fans are still worried about their status in the knockout round. Now, they also try their best to make sure that they can appear in the group first, while Red Bull and Milan have a life-and-death fight in the final match. However, if Milan can beat Dynamo, they have basically determined their qualification.

Group F, Real Madrid 10 points, Leipzig 6 points, Donetsk 5 points and Celtic 1 point.

Donetsk and Celtic are frequent visitors to the Champions League group stage, and they also have the experience of advancing to the knockout stage. For these two teams, they should have been entangled with the strong teams in Group F, but after four rounds, the two teams performed poorly, so they could only be ranked at the bottom. Real Madrid and Leipzig have been able to qualify hand in hand in this group.

Group G, Manchester City 10 points, Dortmund 7 points, Seville 2 points, Copenhagen 2 points.

The qualifying situation of this group is already very obvious. Manchester City and Dortmund have qualified hand in hand, while Seville has never belonged to the Champions League. Even if it is strong, it can only be the overlord of the Europa League. This season, among the La Liga teams, only Real Madrid has stayed in the Champions League, while Barcelona and Seville, possibly Atletico Madrid, will probably meet in the Europa League.

Group H, Paris Saint-Germain 8 points, Benfica 8 points, Juventus 3 points, Maccabi Haifa 3 points.

This group, theoretically speaking, has a chance to qualify, but it has already played four rounds of league matches, and both Grand Bale and Benfica have an advantage of 8 points, while Juve and Maccabi Haifa have only 3 points. Considering the record of the previous four rounds and the points gained, it is unlikely that Juve and Maccabi Haifa want to surpass the top two in the last two rounds.